yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
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