I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
currently buying a pregnancy test while braless so happy november to you too
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
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