Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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