is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
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and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
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my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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