Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
her facebook's as public as her vagina
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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