last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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