You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Set off the fire alarm in our dorm at 2:30 am last night. 150 Naked people wrapped in towels shared a bag of popcorn with me as we watched the firefighters frantically search for my burnt popcorn in the building.
OMG THAT WAS YOU?!
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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