Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
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ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
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So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I'm going to fix your towel rack. I broke it while I was dancing on it.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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