When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
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Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
Randomize