BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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