i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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