I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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