Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
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I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
I checked into jail on foursquare
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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