i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
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We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
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You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
To potentially get me laid, I need you to send me your favorite memes.
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