It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
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well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
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His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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