CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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