What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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