Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
she told me i tasted like america
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
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yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
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a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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