my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
someone owes me an orgasm
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
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this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
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at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
She picked a quarter off the floor, kissed it "for luck" and won the $20,000 jackpot. She bought dinner and stayed sober to drive us home. This is a typical example of a visit with my sister.
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