The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
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I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
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After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
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