No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
The less fucks you give, the more fucks you get. Kinda like "a penny saved is a penny earned" but with vagina.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
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