you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Even my vagina gasped.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
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Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
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About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Your penis caused this!
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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