She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
You can't have your penis and eat it, too.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
I spent the money she owed me on enough magnum condoms to make a blimp. Damn right I'm going to make the best of it.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Thanks for having me over last night. Sorry I licked rum off your kitchen floor.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
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