I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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