In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
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I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
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You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
When i was leaving for work this morning, i realized the neighbor was passed out drunk, with no pants, and a half eaten whopper on my lawn. Knowing that hey..we have all been there before.. i decided to give him a pillow and a blanket rather than wake him up.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
I’m going to fail his daughter so she stays in my class and I can keep fucking him. BEST. ORGASMS. EVER.
Then you can teach the kid to be a home wrecker
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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