love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
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Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
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I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
STOP FUCKING TELLING PEOPLE ABOUT THAT TIME THAT GUY CAME ON MY FACE WHILE I WAS ASLEEP!!!
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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