Dude, no joke... I lost my wedding ring in some skank last night
the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
and my loofah got caught on my nipple ring in the shower today. what an awful experience.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
We really have to stop convincing people tazing is the cool thing to do.
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
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