clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
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I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
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