Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just pulled an upper-decker at a hardware store. I believe I'm winning 8-2. It's obvious you don't shit enough in public.
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
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there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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