i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
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it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
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I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
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