the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I don't think brook has ever known best
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
At least you didn't have a hemorroid rupture while banging
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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