The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Farmville is her only friend.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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