Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
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