is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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