yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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