He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
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