It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
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This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
the raccoons are back...
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