haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
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She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
I'm doing the walk of shame into my therapists office wearing his clothes...I guess go big or go home
You don't make any sense
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