The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
Randomize
