It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
They're fucking on the bed next to me. I took adderall and smoked so there's no fucking help for me.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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