i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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you know its a sad night when you can actually see and hear sitcoms on at the bar
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
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Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
So the doorbell rang while we were banging, and I'm pretty sure the pizza man saw my dick. But hey, we got pizza.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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