You're so nebulous sometimes
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
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Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
We need large glitter to throw at people to signify our mystic nature
Fuck their feelings and their drinks they will get hit with sparkly confetti
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick