So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
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Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
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