Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
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WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
i think i have weasels eating my brain. Also there is a skeleton staring at me from the back of the bathroom door. it's an awkward vomit. come find me please
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
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Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn