If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
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