I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
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Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
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You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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