The brown eye won't let me do that either.
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
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Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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