Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I'll buy you a vibrator, we can get married for tax benefits, and live happily ever after with lots of doggggs.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
So I bring Danny back to the apartment for the first time and my roommate is curled up in the beanbag in the middle of the floor, wearing nothing but her uggs, high out of her mind and watching Harry potter... She offered us kettle corn.
He asked if he could come over tomorrow....
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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