I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
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Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
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tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
Picking our battles
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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