Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
And it was confirmed to me that I did in fact cut my girlfriend out of her dress with my sword.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
did you just send me my own nude
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