Pappa wants mamma naked
final count. 18 beers. 4 shots baileys. 2 shots vodka. 1 glass champagne. vomited in the yard after losing my phone in a field for 8 hours. Possibly played tag with myself
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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