Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
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We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Houston, we have a blender
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I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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