yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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