Sponge bath it is.
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
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I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
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my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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