I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
you would pick up someone in the library
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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