McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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