Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
The stoners next door have their couch on the sidewalk again, shirtless, soaking their feet in a baby pool and listening to loud ukulele music. I want their life.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
So. Much. Porn.
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